Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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