bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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