i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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