Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something