please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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