he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sext me about skeletons
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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