I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
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My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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