Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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