so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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