Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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