ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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