then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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