i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sarcasm needs its own font
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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