escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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