Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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