drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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