You're so nebulous sometimes
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
so much tequila, so little girl.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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