yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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