The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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