Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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