My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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