no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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