have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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