im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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