Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
