My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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