Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
birth control should be required to get into college
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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