If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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