i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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