3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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