wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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