He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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