If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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