Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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