He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
