Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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