Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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