my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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