I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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