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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So much rum. So many feels.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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