No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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