K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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