either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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