2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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