i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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