I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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