What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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