Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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I'm like, not good at living.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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