We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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