i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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