So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I love you. Go after that dick
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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