apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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