Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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