I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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