i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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