Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
They have beer where we have blood.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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